Seriously.

Yeah. 

Still a fanny pack.

Still hideous.

Actually.

Wear one. 

Please. 

I could go for a good laugh about now.

Hmmm, come to think of it,

 I know someone who still wears one.

My old boss.

And yes, we gave him hell about it.

Every.single.day.

I should go visit.

I'm sure he misses Shana & I making total fun of his manpurse fanny pack.

Oh, but not to be outdone by the "Belt Purse": 

Good god.

Friends don't friends wear fanny packs.

Or belt purses.

Or dog purses?